Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

I don’t know if other people frequently ask these questions, but I do.

If God created the universe, who created God?

Your brain is finite, so don’t burn it out trying to conceptualize the infinite.  That’s like the time I tried to haul a whole lot of sand in a VW bus- the poor clutch was caught between the torque of the engine and the immovable mass of the sand.  Just don’t.

Why is something always in the last place you look for it?

Duh.  Because once you find it, you stop looking for it.  Right? I mean, you do, don’t you?

Why does everybody send you a survey these days?

Can’t they figure out if they are doing a good job or not?